
- Jacket
- Shirt Front
- Skirt
- Brooch
- Pair of Stockings
| Jacket Chest | 44 1/2" |
| Sleeve Length | 25 1/2" |
| Jacket Waist | 46 1/2" |
| Jacket Length | 30 1/4" |
| Shirt Front Chest | 41" |
| Shirt Front Length | 20 3/4" |
| Skirt Waist | 31" - 47" |
| Skirt Length | 18" |
- Jacket, Skirt and Stockings: 100% polyester, Collar: Front: 80% polyester 20% cotton, Back: 100% polyester
- Sublimated poly cotton, twill jacket has a single button closure, shoulder pads
- Broadcloth shirt front has black piping, hook and loop fastener on the back of the neck, jersey knit back
- Pleated skirt has a back elastic waistband
- Plastic jewel brooch secures to the collar
- Pair of knee high stockings slide on
- NOTE: mallet sold separately
Welcome to Your Villain Era (But, Like, in a Cute Way)
Sometimes you just want to look like you’ve had enough of high school politics and also possibly dabbled in light croquet-based scheming. This delightfully chaotic ensemble gives off serious “I’ve got a monologue and a moral crisis” energy—with a splash of ‘80s prep school flair and a dash of stylish rebellion. Ideal for anyone who’s smart, sardonic, and secretly plotting to steal the show.
With its wild mashup of patterns and no-nonsense tailoring, this look says, “I’m going to ace the calculus final and expose the entire social hierarchy before lunch.” Pair it with your favorite scowl or an ominous stare into the middle distance and you’re basically ready for your moment.
Design & Details
This four-piece outfit includes a plaid pleated skirt with a comfy elastic waistband, a shirt front with a proper collar and a dramatic blue brooch (because drama), and a jacket that’s doing the most in the best possible way. It’s a full-on buffet of contrasting patterns, from houndstooth to floral to...whatever that geometric situation is on the sleeve. A true patchwork of preppy chaos.
Matching blue stockings pull the look together and complete the whole "unhinged valedictorian" aesthetic. All pieces are made of polyester, which means they're lightweight, comfortable, and ready for anything—from rooftop monologues to passive-aggressive croquet matches. Just add your own loafers and a journal filled with sarcasm.
Plaid, Patterns, and Pent-Up Rage
This outfit is your ticket to stylish defiance. Whether you're headed to a Halloween party, a retro bash, or just trying to terrify your ex at brunch, this look lets everyone know you're not here to blend in—you’re here to conquer. With flair.
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