
- Jumpsuit
- Belt
- Hat
- Eye Mask
- Pair of Gloves
- Pair of Boot Covers
| Chest | 37" |
| Torso | 33" |
| Sleeve Length | 25 1/2" |
| Jumpsuit Length | 60 1/2" |
- 100% polyester
- Jumpsuit has back zipper
- Foam collar & shoulder crests
- Printed graphic on front
- Faux leather belt has hook & loop fastener at back
- Faux leather boot covers have elastic bands under foot, cord lacing at front
- Gloves have wide foam cuffs
- Faux leather eye mask has elastic band around back of head
- Foam hat has elastic at back for snug fit
- Officially licensed, exclusive
The Snootchie Bootchies
What is the source of Chronic's powers? Some superheroes draw their powers from the sun. Other heroes gain their power from the bite of a weird, glowing bug. Not Chronic (he'd never let a friggin' weird bug bite him). The Chronic's powers come straight from... the Snootchie Bootchies.
Yes, the Snootchie Bootchies. What are the Snootchie Bootchies? How do you wield the awesome power of Snootchie Bootchies? Can anyone wield the Snootchie Bootchies? How many times are we going to use the phrase "Snootchie Bootchies" in a single costume description? All secrets about the Snootchie Bootchies will be revealed!
Design & Details
Let's get down to business. In order to learn the power of the Snootchie Bootchies, you must first wear the uniform of a Snootchie Bootchies master, this Men's Chronic Costume. It's officially licensed from Jay and Silent Bob Reboot. The red and white jumpsuit helps you harness the full power of the Snootchie Bootchies. The red underwear on the exterior helps give you the confidence you need to battle it out with villains. The symbol on the chest showcases your dedication to the... uh, noble cause... of the Chronic. The headpiece and mask help protect your secret identity from your enemies. And the belt? Well, it doesn't hold your pants up, since this jumpsuit is a single piece and doesn't have pants. It does, however, make you feel more heroic. The finishing touch to the outfit is the red shoe covers and the gloves. They transform you into a true warrior of the Snootchie Bootchies.
Secrets Revealed
Unfortunately, the Snootchie Bootchies is really just a simple phrase. It won't give you any powers, but wearing this Jay and Silent Bob Reboot costume while saying it will make you feel friggin' awesome. Oh, and if you're wondering about how many times we used the words "Snootchie Bootchies," it was 14 times total. We think Jay would be proud.
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1. Shipping Origin and Fulfillment
Orders are dispatched from our U.S.-based fulfillment center. We deliver to eligible addresses within the United States and to eligible international destinations shown at checkout.
If a destination, shipping service, or product is not eligible for delivery, checkout will not offer that shipping option.
2. Order Processing Time
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Our order cut-off time is 6:00 PM Pacific Time (PT). Orders placed after the cut-off time, on weekends, or on applicable holidays begin processing on the next business day.
Processing may include order verification and preparation for shipment.
3. U.S. Shipping Methods, Costs, and Transit Times
For eligible U.S. addresses, our current shipping options are:
- Priority Shipping: $5.99 — estimated carrier transit time of 1–2 business days after shipment.
- Standard Shipping: $2.99 — estimated carrier transit time of 3–6 business days after shipment.
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Additional carrier or re-delivery charges resulting from an incorrect or incomplete address may be the customer's responsibility where permitted by law.
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Approved cases are handled under our Return & Refund Policy, including return-shipping assistance when the issue is our responsibility.
9. Policy Updates
We may update this Shipping Policy when our shipping services or operating requirements change. The current version will be posted on this page.
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This Return & Refund Policy explains when a return is eligible, how to send an item back, who pays return shipping, and how approved refunds are processed.
1. Return Window
You may request an eligible return within 30 days after confirmed delivery. Return requests submitted after the 30-day period are not accepted unless applicable law requires otherwise.
2. Return Eligibility
To qualify for a standard return, the item must generally be:
- Unused, unwashed, and in its original condition.
- Returned with the original packaging, tags, accessories, manuals, and other included components, when applicable.
- Not specifically identified as final sale or non-returnable before purchase.
Products that show use, alteration, avoidable damage, missing components, or other conditions outside the eligibility requirements may be ineligible for a refund.
3. Product-Specific Non-Returnable Items
Some products may be non-returnable for hygiene, safety, customization, final-sale, or other product-specific reasons. Any such restriction will be disclosed on the product page or before purchase when applicable.
4. No Direct Exchanges
We do not provide direct exchange service. If you want a different item, size, color, model, or version, return the eligible original item under this Policy and place a new order separately.
5. How to Start a Return
Returns are handled by mail. Before sending an item back, contact our customer support team through the Contact page or the current contact information displayed in the website footer. Please provide:
- Your order number.
- The item or items you want to return.
- The reason for the return.
Returns sent without required return authorization may be delayed or refused.
6. Prepaid Return Label and Return Shipping Cost
For eligible mail returns, a prepaid return label is included in the package.
For a standard return made for customer-choice reasons, the actual carrier postage charged for use of the prepaid return label will be deducted from the approved refund. We do not charge a separate restocking fee.
If the return is required because the item arrived damaged, defective, or incorrect and the claim is approved, we cover the return-label cost.
If you choose not to use the provided label when an alternative return method is authorized, use a trackable shipping service and keep your shipping receipt until the return is completed.
7. Original Shipping Charges
Original outbound shipping charges are non-refundable for standard customer-choice returns, except where required by law. If the return results from an approved damaged, defective, or incorrect item, applicable shipping charges will be handled as part of the resolution.
8. Refund Review and Processing
After the returned item is received, we inspect it and notify you whether the refund is approved.
If approved, the refund is issued to the original payment method. We generally process an approved refund within 1–3 business days. After the refund is issued, your bank or card provider may require an additional 5–10 business days to post the funds to your account.
9. Damaged, Defective, or Incorrect Items
If an item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 7 calendar days after confirmed delivery. Include your order number and clear photos of the item, packaging, and shipping label when relevant.
After review, we will provide an appropriate resolution. When a return is required for an approved claim, we cover the return shipping cost.
10. Refused or Undeliverable Shipments
If a shipment is refused or returned because of incorrect or incomplete customer-provided shipping information, actual carrier return, re-delivery, or related shipping charges may be deducted from an otherwise eligible refund where permitted by law.
11. Policy Updates
We may update this Return & Refund Policy when our return procedures or legal requirements change. The current version will be posted on this page.
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