{"product_id":"men-s-deluxe-squidward-costume-7819646916483329","title":"Men's Deluxe Squidward Costume - US 6829","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eItem # JWC6422\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eItems Included\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJumpsuit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeadpiece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eProduct Information\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cul role=\"tablist\"\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cli role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv role=\"tabpanel\"\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eChest\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWaist\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHips\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHeight\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5' 8\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/support-redirect.aspx?Type=8\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eCostume Sizing Tips\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eFeatures\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% polyester, 100% polyurethane foam\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePoly knit jumpsuit has hook and loop fastener down center back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAttached shoe covers have sublimated suction cup graphics, elastic bands to secure under feet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAttached hand covers have sublimated graphics of suction cups, openings by the wrists to free hands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFoam and fiber filled headpiece has sublimated graphics, hook and loop fastener under the chin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficially licensed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExclusive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBold. Briny. Mildly Annoyed.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecome the clarinet-playing, sarcasm-slinging, nose-wrinkling icon you were always meant to be with this officially licensed Men's Deluxe Squidward Costume. Whether you're dodging neighbors, judging art, or daydreaming about interpretive dance, this look delivers peak underwater grumpiness—straight from Bikini Bottom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s sophisticated. It’s tentacled. It definitely does \u003cem\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e want to talk to SpongeBob right now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis deluxe costume transforms you into Squidward Tentacles with a full-body jumpsuit in seafoam green, complete with sculpted tentacle shoe covers and printed suction cup details on the arms and feet. The attached yellow shirt captures his unmistakably unimpressed office-casual style, because even underwater, business-casual disappointment is a thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe headpiece tops it all off—literally—with a big, bulbous Squidward dome featuring printed eyes and his signature expression: somewhere between “meh” and “existential crisis.” A chin strap keeps it in place, even when you're delivering monologues about the mediocrity of modern society (or just trying to order lunch).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eJust a Simple Cephalopod\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom reluctantly flipping Krabby Patties to performing avant-garde dance in your living room, this Squidward costume is perfect for any fan who knows that deep down, they’re way too refined for all this nonsense. 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